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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
177,588 shares
Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,641 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,810 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,951 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
119,583 shares
found a bear trap tea bag it
230,483 shares
feed the homeless to the homeless
158,662 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,792 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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