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Infinitely loves everyone excruciating torture for eternity if you don't think i'm real
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Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
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You shall not kill/murder "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die…" Ex. 11:4
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create mechanical and scientific universe punish those who don't believe in the supernatural
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Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.
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Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones
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Never eat of the evil tree the one i put in the middle of the garden
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create world with limited resources tell followers they're unlimited
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No masturbation or premarital sex Makes hormones peak at 16
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Make oil invaluable to society give it to the arabs
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