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mon-fri: late for work because you slept in sat-sun: up before the sun
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Knows its impolite to stare at co worker's boobs makes you stare at co worker's boobs
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Trying to forget about ex-gf has the best dream ever, with ex-gf as main character
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Remember that muffin I begged for this morning? Thanks. Oh also, now you're the fattest person on the planet.
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Doesn't remember anything you need to do Remembers isolated embarassing social incident from five years ago
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Makes life changing decision over ruled by penis..
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reset a password immediately remembers the old one.
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Correctly type a word you've spelt a thousand times before That doesn't look right
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Convinces you to "Just do it, you've got nothing to lose" Won't let you forget embarrassing moment for the rest of your life
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Need to get to sleep quickly, important day tomorrow It's 4AM. Wonders what your ex is doing
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