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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
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phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,886 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,558 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
76,118 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,570 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,594 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,205 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,331 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,167 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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