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Hot chick asks me about my sex swing "Actually, it's for yoga"
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GF wrote me a love "haiku" I told her it had the wrong number of syllables
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two girls hold two different doors open for me quickly examines which girl is cuter so i know which door to take. runs into the divider separating both doors
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guy says I'm cute i point to his beer and say 'that's why!'
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lift up hot girl onto my shoulders at house party fart really loudly from struggling with the weight then drop her on her face in front of 30 people
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hot girl at party says, "i want you" and pushes you back into the bathroom you just walked out of just got done pooping
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sees a guy in a wheelchair, holds the door open to the stairwell
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Cute Girl says you look really hot right now. "Not Really, I'm actually really comfortable."
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Ask girl where her accent is from Says she just has a speech impediment
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hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief
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