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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,419 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,975 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,963 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,832 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,751 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,570 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,536 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,787 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
68,351 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,764 shares
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