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I already know all of your problems: PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE TELL THEM TO ME IN PRAYER ANYWAYS
17,204 shares
gives sex drive angry about lust
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I am perfect Make mistakes when creating men and drown them all
30,779 shares
Feeling lonely? Find woman who is not engaged. Rape her. She is now you're wife.
10,445 shares
Not enough people have accepted me yet SMITE BIBLE BELT
17,787 shares
Command people not to kill explain how stoning people to death is the appropriate punishment for trivial sins
18,529 shares
Angry at san francisco for homosexual acceptance so sends hurricane... to the bible belt!
19,817 shares
Claim to have created humans in your own image. Force humans to create images of you that resemble them.
15,752 shares
Convince people that you created the world about 8,000 years ago. Leave skeletons of early hominids that evolved more than 20,000 years ago lying around.
18,179 shares
Third day create plants fourth day create sun
18,391 shares
Laugh more daily
