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Not sure if that's the correct usage of socially awkard penguin don't challenge anyone about it
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shrimp is burning, roommate in kitchen with girlfriend oh well
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leaves to go home says bye to no one
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girl posts song lyric status "i love [band you just found on google]!"
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A perfect opportunity for me to comment? Reread and rewrite the reply 10 times to make it better, end up deleting it anyway.
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See person asking for donation at supermarket entrance Go to other entrance
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"wanna go out?" "no" "me neither"
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friend runs into another friend stand around until conversation is over
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Accidentally tweet "Obama is dead!" Delete Twitter, Facebook, and consider moving.
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Friends tell you to stop apologizing all the time "sorry guys"
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