Student: "Teacher, why are you yelling at me for not bringing my book this ONE day when you never bring it to class yourself?" DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

Student:

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you're not allowed soft drink in class except me and my diet coke

you're not allowed soft drink in class except me and my diet coke

sees you wasting time 15 minute lecture on time wasting

sees you wasting time 15 minute lecture on time wasting

Multiple choice question: all the choices are correct You have to choose the most correct one

Multiple choice question: all the choices are correct You have to choose the most correct one

Creates slide show with important notes Goes through them lightning fast

Creates slide show with important notes Goes through them lightning fast

You got the right answer, but not the right way to get the answer So it's wrong

You got the right answer, but not the right way to get the answer So it's wrong

Gives Scantron test takes a week to grade it

Gives Scantron test takes a week to grade it

This is very complicated Lets go through it quickly

This is very complicated Lets go through it quickly

Makes class attendance mandatory spends 90% of class telling personal stories

Makes class attendance mandatory spends 90% of class telling personal stories

You wrote this paper exactly as I asked and checked your grammar at the writing center? No paper is perfect, I'll give you 96%

You wrote this paper exactly as I asked and checked your grammar at the writing center? No paper is perfect, I'll give you 96%

This is a college course and will be taught at a college level now get out your colored pencils and illustrate these vocab words

This is a college course and will be taught at a college level now get out your colored pencils and illustrate these vocab words
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