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Madness? You mean "unlikely possibilities"?!

MADNESS? YOU MEAN

Total pay of $000,000,000 to our lovely staff? Sounds like a #fairoffer

TOTAL PAY OF $000,000,000 TO OUR LOVELY STAFF? SOUNDS LIKE A #FAIROFFER Scumbag Government

Daylight savings time Clock is now two hours late

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CLOCK IS NOW TWO HOURS LATE Socially Awkward Penguin

he instruction is to vote by secret ballot Still votes in favour of rejection in case he's the odd one out

THE INSTRUCTION IS TO VOTE BY SECRET BALLOT STILL VOTES IN FAVOUR OF REJECTION DESPITE NOT WANTING TO JUST IN CASE HE'S THE ODD ONE OUT Socially Awkward Penguin

So I heard York can go on strike March 2nd But my midterm is the day before that

SO I HEARD YORK CAN GO ON STRIKE MARCH 2ND BUT MY MIDTERM IS THE DAY BEFORE THAT First World Problems

Gets a failing grade on midterm back Past the drop deadline

GETS A FAILING GRADE ON MIDTERM BACK PAST THE DROP DEADLINE Bad Luck Brian

U OF T: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WANTED TO GO ON STRIKE FOR FUN

U OF T: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WANTED TO GO ON STRIKE FOR FUN Matrix Morpheus

Okay class, you'll have your marks back by March 4. Guarantee it. Okay class, you'll have your marks back by March 4. Guarantee it. ON STRIKE

OKAY CLASS, YOU'LL HAVE YOUR MIDTERM MARKS BACK BY MARCH 4. GUARANTEE IT. ON STRIKE Scumbag Teacher

Tutorial on Valentine's Day? BITCH PLEASE Ain't nobody got time for that

TUTORIAL ON VALENTINE'S DAY? BITCH PLEASE AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT Lazy College Senior

Wins a chess match: "I'm a genius, and you're stupid" Loses a chess match: "You cheated, asshole"

WINS A CHESS MATCH: