penguin hates these freaking idiots

penguin hates these freaking idiots - YOUR CONSERVATIVE HERO PUNDITS ARE A BUNCH OF PHONIES(MOST). BUNCH OF HYPOCRITE MUPPETS IN THE USA. WILL DO ANYTHING PASTOR PETE TELLS THEM TO. LIKE GET RAPPED. OR RAPE KIDS BECAUSE PASTORS WANT DIRT ON YOU. Socially Awkward Penguin

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see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

Local WalMART gets self-checkout dreams do come true

Local WalMART gets                   self-checkout dreams do come true

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

see acquaintance in hall ...recalculating route...

see acquaintance in hall  ...recalculating route...

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Is that someone I know? ...nope phew

Is that someone I know?
...nope phew

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You
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