for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN THE MUTANT AGENCY IN THE USA IS MAGNETO BECAUSE WE DO EVIL SHIT. WE SABOTAGE OUR OWN PEOPLE. CONGRESS WILL NOT USE THE MUTANT AGENCY THE RIGHT WAY AND MUCK IT UP. SO THE ORC AGENCY/FUTURE MUTANT AGENCY ONLY GOES AFTER THREATS TO USA CHRISTIANITY, WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ON PLANET EARTH. WHY? Socially Awkward Penguin

9152 shares

Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

"Enjoy your food!" "Thanks you too..."

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

"this youtube video is funny" glances at friend during funny parts to see if he laughs

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?