for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN THE MUTANT AGENCY IN THE USA IS MAGNETO BECAUSE WE DO EVIL SHIT. WE SABOTAGE OUR OWN PEOPLE. CONGRESS WILL NOT USE THE MUTANT AGENCY THE RIGHT WAY AND MUCK IT UP. SO THE ORC AGENCY/FUTURE MUTANT AGENCY ONLY GOES AFTER THREATS TO USA CHRISTIANITY, WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ON PLANET EARTH. WHY? Socially Awkward Penguin

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Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

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Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

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Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Someone tells you to stop apologizing Say Sorry

Someone tells you to stop apologizing  Say Sorry

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Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

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Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

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get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day
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