for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RUN THE MUTANT AGENCY IN THE USA IS MAGNETO BECAUSE WE DO EVIL SHIT. WE SABOTAGE OUR OWN PEOPLE. CONGRESS WILL NOT USE THE MUTANT AGENCY THE RIGHT WAY AND MUCK IT UP. SO THE ORC AGENCY/FUTURE MUTANT AGENCY ONLY GOES AFTER THREATS TO USA CHRISTIANITY, WHICH IS THE DUMBEST THING ON PLANET EARTH. WHY? Socially Awkward Penguin

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Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

Night Before Birthday Disables Facebook Wall

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somebody farts assume people think it was you

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Disregard friends irl Acquire online karma

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Someone asks your name Never ask theirs

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CUTE GIRL CHECKING ME OUT AT THE BAR GET WASTED

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Really cute girls says

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Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

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Get harassed by teenagers Walk away, thinking how you could have reacted

See girls thong tell her

See girls thong tell her

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got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize
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