for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE A TRINITY OR A WARDEN JUST GIVE YOUR KIDS TO RUSSIA RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN DO IT WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. WALK INTO A RUSSIAN GOV BUILDING. JUST LEAVE ONE OF HIS THERE. THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

TAKES MONEY OUT OF AN ATM THANKS IT

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

Professor reached to collect exam shook his hand

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

call in sick to skip work Act sick all day to ease guilt

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

People talking and i need to ask them a question stands there quietly until acknowledged

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

Girl reaches out to hug you handshake

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

going for a haircut prepare casual conversation topics

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

talking to people that don't speak english well copies their accents

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Breaks Pencil during exam has to use extremely loud sharpener in front of class

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it
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