9132 shares
Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet
298,186 shares
Knows its time for his morning walk Quietly curls up next to you until you're ready to get up
135,698 shares
dad's mistress leaves her panties behind eats them so mom doesn't find them
347,872 shares
noisy Neighbourhood dogs start a barking chorus Doesn't join in
77,563 shares
gets blamed for everyone's farts loves them anyway
389,508 shares
alarm doesn't go off licks your face at the appropriate time to help you wake up
103,774 shares
Barks at Strangers not at the pizza guy
71,321 shares
Barks at your enemies allows hot girl to pet him
61,558 shares
Has 10 foot leash Only uses 6 feet
71,987 shares
forget sandwich on table doesn't eat it
32,450 shares
Laugh more daily
