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Gave speech in front of class Didn't stutter once.
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Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it
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Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife
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Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times
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Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job
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Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there
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Gave homeless person $2 in the parking lot Saw him buying food in grocery store
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Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza after we have sex.
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