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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
13,546 shares
Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
27,083 shares
cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,793 shares
Open windows room dusted
16,862 shares
Become a sperm donor FAP for money
15,663 shares
wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,202 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
18,618 shares
SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,374 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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