Looking at bikini photos on facebook? press 'l' to increase the resolution
You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain
with lemon juice
Confessing to a murder online?
don't worry, you're protected by
If your significant other is angry and frustrated about something
tell them to clean up the house, you'll be surprised by their lifted mood and they'll accomplish something.
meeting a foreign person for the first time? imitate their accent when talking to them. they'll feel more at home.
never want jury duty again?
just commit a felony.
Can't decide between your or you're? Use UR,
then ur right no matter what
Jalapeno Juice Stinging
Your Hands? Rub your eyes. A chemical in tears will neutralize the burn.
Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Show her how much of a man you are by whining about it like a little bitch.
in the mood for a nature valley bar?
just eat it on your bed for convenience
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