9244 shares
Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves
311,919 shares
Ponds Are like islands for fish
168,909 shares
a spouse is yourself-in-law
378,880 shares
Farts are like the screams of trapped poo
309,451 shares
TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES
144,160 shares
Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"
157,493 shares
Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth
409,085 shares
millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard
154,442 shares
money is an everywhere gift card
674,936 shares
Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY
326,108 shares
Laugh more daily
