I didn't get a great sleep last night.
Socially awkward penguin strikes again!
I should just drop out of college now...
Oh God Why
Guys I messed up bad...
Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis
Reads SAP memes Identifies with most
Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner
Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage
Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row "Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Thank You"
Laugh more daily