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At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout
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Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot
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Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.
13,757 shares
smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot
15,622 shares
see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"
14,879 shares
Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else
16,232 shares
Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone
12,195 shares
Happy Birthday! You too.
19,553 shares
Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking
23,956 shares
standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES
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