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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
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Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,755 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
149,111 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
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Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,725 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
120,029 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,774 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,474 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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