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Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice
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Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone
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started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin
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Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead
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hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster
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Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day
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ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic
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not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout
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watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing
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Cash or credit? YES
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