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Complains about high school kids being on Reddit because they are immature "Haha, my odometer says boobs"
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Gets the chance to speak personally to the president Corrects his grammar
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YOLO? SWAG? That sounds retarded hey guys it's midnight, the narwhal is about to bacon!
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Keeps making fun of hipsters Is a community of internet hipsters
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Notices overused meme uses meme to point out its overuse
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destroys person for bad grammar upvotes lolcats
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Complains about annoying facebook girls begging for likes begs for karma.
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MOCKS RELIGION FOR STRICT ADHERENCE TO TRADITION FREAKS THE FUCK OUT OVER MEME MISUSE
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