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He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up
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He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.
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Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him
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So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy
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You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.
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In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same
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They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.
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I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.
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They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls
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SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT
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