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Becomes Popular Meme Remains anonymous
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Uses weight machines Wipes them down when finished
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You say "guess what!" Guesses.
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downloads freeware donates to developer
11,228 shares
Sees new College Freshman meme DOESN'T MAKE ONE
21,497 shares
Guesses who the murderer is in a thriller you're watching Keeps it to himself
16,218 shares
becomes a less popular meme is happy for new content
11,444 shares
Forget your weed at his house doesn't smoke it
17,359 shares
Can quote the entire movie Doesn't because he knows it's fucking annoying
20,898 shares
Has drunk sex with best female friend still talks to her next day
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