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You have a tattoo of a Japanese symbol? you must be very cultured
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Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world
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Oh, you use chopsticks at panda express? you must be very cultured
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Mad about Whitney Houstons CD prices going up? I would think her biggest fan owned them all already
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Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan
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So you grew up in the 90s? Please, ask me if I remember things every child was exposed to during that decade
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Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures
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Oh you have a class at 8am? Wait till you get to the real world
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A friend request ten minutes after deletion? You're right, I must have accidentally deleted you.
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Oh, you are 15 and you drink beer? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy
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