9168 shares
Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves
311,975 shares
Ponds Are like islands for fish
168,980 shares
a spouse is yourself-in-law
378,970 shares
Farts are like the screams of trapped poo
309,538 shares
TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES
144,235 shares
Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"
157,552 shares
Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth
409,159 shares
millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard
154,494 shares
money is an everywhere gift card
674,998 shares
Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY
326,179 shares
Laugh more daily
