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Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
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Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
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Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,297 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,301 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,407 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
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found a bear trap tea bag it
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feed the homeless to the homeless
158,110 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,270 shares
found a beehive free pinata
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