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Chest pain? Probably a heart attack
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go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it
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about to correct someone's spelling googles it to make sure
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Home alone still closes and locks the bathroom door
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Watches garage door as it closes So the murderer cant roll under at the last second
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Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet
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before class, turns laptop volume down to zero then hits mute
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my Signature looks slightly different than last time im going to get arrested for stealing my own identity
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Remotely locks car Presses three more times, just in case
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Moves in with boyfriend Stops pooping entirely, eventually requires emergency medical attention
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