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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
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Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
60,004 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
149,249 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,543 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
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i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
120,194 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,947 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,676 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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