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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
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New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
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makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
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Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
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Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
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Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
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Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
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YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
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Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
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