You Ordered A Salad...
Some people never learn.
Oh, you're getting back together with your ex? I bet that will work out great this time
Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now
Oh, you are 19 and still live with your parents. Tell me all about how much you know about the real world.
You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume
Oh so you've watched The Patriot with Mel Gibson? You must know a lot about history
Oh your tattoo matches your high school girlfriend's? At least one part of that relationship is lasting forever
Oh, you're flying somewhere? You had better put a picture of the airplane wing on Facebook.
over 6 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? well isn't that convenient
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