9352 shares
Zippers Are like puzzles that solve themselves
311,794 shares
Ponds Are like islands for fish
168,834 shares
a spouse is yourself-in-law
378,823 shares
Farts are like the screams of trapped poo
309,376 shares
TACOS ARE LIKE MEXICO SANDWICHES
144,091 shares
Vietnamese food should be called "Vietnoms"
157,455 shares
Nominees The language you speak with food in your mouth
409,015 shares
millions of years ago dinosaurs could've been having sex right in your front yard
154,382 shares
money is an everywhere gift card
674,880 shares
Guys WAKE ME UP WHEN IM HUNGRY
326,025 shares
Laugh more daily
