Drunken me is an asshole

Drunken me is an asshole  - WOKE UP THIS MORNING. . TO A GLASS OF WATER,ASPRIN AND A NOTE READING. . TAKE THE ASPRIN AND DRINK THE WATER ,LOVE DRUNKEN ME IT WAS VODKA AND TICK TACS, TURNS OUT DRUNKEN ME IS AN ASSHOLE! !  First World Problems

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iPad Mini Problems

MY OLD IPAD CASE DOESN'T FIT MY NEW IPAD AIR! NOW I CAN'T PROP IT UP IN BED AND WATCH NETFLIX LATE AT NIGHT

It really sucks sometimes

I CAN'T WATCH ANY GOOD MOVIES WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE WE ALWAYS HAVE SEX HALFWAY THROUGH

spent too long on the toilet playing on my phone now my legs are asleep

spent too long on the toilet
playing on my phone now my legs are asleep

Have to go to the bank safe is too full to put any more money in it

Have to go to the bank safe is too full to put any more money in it

i couldn't take the heat at 75 degrees so i turned my AC down to 74 degrees now i have to wear a sweater while i eat my dinner

i couldn't take the heat at 75 degrees so i turned my AC down to 74 degrees now i have to wear a sweater while i eat my dinner

Forgot I was watching a recording Sat through commercials

Forgot I was watching a 
recording Sat through commercials

The weather is getting nice I can't avoid shaving my legs anymore

The weather is getting nice I can't avoid shaving my legs anymore

I want a drink out of the vending machine but i only have 20s in my wallet

I want a drink out of the vending machine but i only have 20s in my wallet

ive been trying to eat less, so i ordered one taco instead of 2 because of the long wait, the lady at the window gave me a free side and a second taco for free

ive been trying to eat less, so i ordered one taco instead of 2 because of the long wait, the lady at the window gave me a free side and a second taco for free

my turban came out really nice today all my friends are white and can't tell

my turban came out really nice today all my friends are white and can't tell
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