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Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you
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Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes
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Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home
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Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is
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Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty
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Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch
45,052 shares
keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them
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"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?
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No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room
270,724 shares
Only releases poop when someone else flushes
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