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You correct everyone's spelling and grammar on the Internet? You must be so intellectually superior.
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You and your girlfriend just broke up? YES, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE BEST THREE MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE.
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You'll pray for me? My, aren't we helpful? Try not to wear yourself out.
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You're an actor? At Which Restaurant?
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oh thanks for pointing out that repost, it's a good thing you've memorized the internet
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I see you're proclaiming how you became atheist You must be an incredibly deep and complex person
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Oh look, you're making fun of nickelback what exquisite musical tastes you have
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Philosophy major? So, what is the starting salary for a philosopher?
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Literally? I think you mean Figuratively
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Oh, you posted song lyrics as your status You're deep
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