9263 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,267 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,905 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,960 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,503 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,633 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,253 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,993 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,292 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
88,034 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
299,246 shares
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