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decide to floss bloodbath
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Can't fall asleep, Faps to get tired Can't get out of bed, faps to wake up
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spill water on the floor just wait for it to evaporate
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reads fbf memes, these are some great tips
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CRAP. NAP. FAP. Repeat.
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fap into toilet paper "moist towelette"
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Girl is coming over tonight Buys beer and new bed sheets
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I Don't always shower.
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emerge from blackout at the wheel fuck yeah mcdonald's drive thru
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sock so full of cum it stops absorbing semen achievement unlocked
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