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Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom
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dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party
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See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them
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cashier gives incorrect change say nothing
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Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why
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Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently
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walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them
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Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive
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a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid
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Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.
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