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Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up
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Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib
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I shit you not . . . Whoops, nevermind
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let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth
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The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again
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so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?
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I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.
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I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear
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SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.
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Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits
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