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Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you
18,515 shares
Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes
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Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home
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Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is
11,008 shares
Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty
13,420 shares
Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch
45,094 shares
keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them
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"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?
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No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room
270,743 shares
Only releases poop when someone else flushes
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