9345 shares
Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,321 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,946 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,588 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
76,149 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,627 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,620 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,215 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,360 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,222 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,630 shares
Laugh more daily
