9294 shares
You correct everyone's spelling and grammar on the Internet? You must be so intellectually superior.
36,738 shares
You and your girlfriend just broke up? YES, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE BEST THREE MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE.
46,498 shares
You'll pray for me? My, aren't we helpful? Try not to wear yourself out.
79,400 shares
You're an actor? At Which Restaurant?
369,495 shares
oh thanks for pointing out that repost, it's a good thing you've memorized the internet
113,042 shares
I see you're proclaiming how you became atheist You must be an incredibly deep and complex person
25,491 shares
Oh look, you're making fun of nickelback what exquisite musical tastes you have
265,912 shares
Philosophy major? So, what is the starting salary for a philosopher?
37,258 shares
Literally? I think you mean Figuratively
20,352 shares
Oh, you posted song lyrics as your status You're deep
54,015 shares
Laugh more daily
