DRUNK EMPLOYEE

DRUNK EMPLOYEE - NO CHRIS! YOU WRITE THE METHOD STATEMENT! drunk baby

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Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Okay, but just one more beer I have to be up at 3 A.M. tomorrow to wake my parents up

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

Hey Sexy how about we take this party back to my crib

I shit you not . . . Whoops, nevermind

I shit you not . . . Whoops, nevermind

let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth

let me give you an advice about women yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear

I swear, this fucker would say peekaboo Then just disappear

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally sucked your wife's tits
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