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Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros plays as kirby
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meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done"
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Leaves you a voicemail *click*
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Sees that you just vacuumed Promptly opens a nature valley granola bar
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eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry
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Tells you something extraordinary Laughs at you for believing
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is Told his zipper is down "Why you looking bro?"
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Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes
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goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer
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Tries to find the words to describe a girl without being disrespectful Calls her a bitch
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