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Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice
11,499 shares
Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone
19,106 shares
started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin
10,994 shares
Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead
17,916 shares
hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster
11,239 shares
Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day
17,698 shares
ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic
10,862 shares
not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout
19,877 shares
watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing
19,843 shares
Cash or credit? YES
11,612 shares
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