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Snitches get You a hundred and fifty points in Quidditch.
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pop a cap on your head, it's chilly outside.
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He said the bitch is pregnant I thanked the veterinarian and took my dog home
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I'm gonna get a forty five percent increase in testosterone by not masturbating for a week
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