Someone posted the same thing as me but with a different title and it got to the front page
I forgot my headphones
I went to go take a huge dump
but I forgot my smartphone.
Facebook changed again.
Made a spelling mistake on reddit.
Gonna have to kill myself.
I told r/gaming I play on a Mac.
This sucks, there's never any cool riots in my city.
My Dad got me an iPad for my birthday.
I asked for a car.
I can't get my jeans off
I sometimes have to click back twice to get off a website
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